{"product_id":"the-natural-1-penitentiary-dice-jail","title":"The Natural 1 Penitentiary — Dice Jail","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad dice go to jail. Really bad dice go to the Penitentiary.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery adventurer has one: that die that just can't seem to get its act together. The one that rolls a Natural 1 during the boss fight, fails the easy saving throw, or somehow betrays you at exactly the worst possible moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNow there are consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eNatural 1 Penitentiary\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 3D-printed dice jail designed specifically for dice that have disappointed their owners. Styled like a tiny stone dungeon, it features barred gothic windows, brickwork walls, and \u003cstrong\u003eNatural 1 emblems\u003c\/strong\u003e prominently displayed so everyone at the table knows exactly why its occupant is incarcerated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe hinged, barred lid opens to accept the offending die before closing it away to contemplate its poor life choices. Better yet, the prisoner remains visible through the bars—a warning to the rest of your dice about what happens when they stop cooperating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80 × 70 × 64 mm — approximately \u003cstrong\u003e3.15 × 2.76 × 2.52 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCompact enough to sit beside your character sheet without taking over the table, but large enough to accommodate even particularly troublesome oversized dice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for tabletop RPG players, dice goblins, DMs, and anyone who understands that dice absolutely can learn from punishment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoll poorly. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect Inspiration.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44666209402983,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0912\/9063\/files\/dicejail2.jpg?v=1789909292","url":"https:\/\/conjureconstructs.myshopify.com\/products\/the-natural-1-penitentiary-dice-jail","provider":"Conjure Constructs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}