Princess Donut Dice Tower

Another Nat 1?! Goddamnit, Donut! — Kitty Dice Tower

Goddamnit, Donut!

When the dice betray you, there’s only one reasonable explanation: the cat did it.

Inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl and a certain tiara-wearing feline with an appropriately high opinion of herself, this 3D-printed Kitty Dice Tower brings some royal chaos to your gaming table. Drop your dice behind her crown, and they tumble through the tower before emerging between her front paws and into the included dice pan.

With her oversized goggles, magnificent crown, and unmistakable “I am absolutely not responsible for that Natural 1” expression, she makes a great centerpiece for RPG night—even when she seems determined to murder your character through terrible rolls.

Dimensions:

• Kitty Dice Tower: 163 × 129 × 180 mm — approximately 6.42 × 5.08 × 7.09 inches
• Dice Pan: 162 × 223 × 40 mm — approximately 6.38 × 8.78 × 1.57 inches

The separate dice pan catches your rolls and helps keep runaway dice off the floor, while the tower itself is substantial enough to double as a display piece between games.

Perfect for DCC fans, tabletop RPG players, dice goblins, cat lovers, and anyone who knows that every Natural 1 is obviously someone else's fault.

Mongo is appalled.